In the five years prior to my arrival here, I've been stabbed, shot, beaten, tortured, hanged, and on one rather memorable occasion, branded by a man who wished to eat me alive and looked remarkably like the fellow we just killed. [ He smiles then, friendly and not the least bit disturbed by anything that he's saying. ] I assure you, taking a pin from my jacket was a nice change of pace. Now please, relax. I'll only be a moment.
[ He steps away and it truly only does take a minute to gather the necessary supplies. When he returns, he's carrying a bowl of warm water, a small jar of shaving cream, a brush to apply it, and a straight razor. A towel hangs over his forearm. ]
Unless you've a reasonable objection, I'm going to do something about that beard that's trying to conquer your face.
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In the five years prior to my arrival here, I've been stabbed, shot, beaten, tortured, hanged, and on one rather memorable occasion, branded by a man who wished to eat me alive and looked remarkably like the fellow we just killed. [ He smiles then, friendly and not the least bit disturbed by anything that he's saying. ] I assure you, taking a pin from my jacket was a nice change of pace. Now please, relax. I'll only be a moment.
[ He steps away and it truly only does take a minute to gather the necessary supplies. When he returns, he's carrying a bowl of warm water, a small jar of shaving cream, a brush to apply it, and a straight razor. A towel hangs over his forearm. ]
Unless you've a reasonable objection, I'm going to do something about that beard that's trying to conquer your face.