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Inspector Javert ([personal profile] inseine) wrote2019-10-08 03:45 pm
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<PasUnPolicier> This mail centre belongs to Javert.
<PasUnPolicier> Be accurate and brief.
<PasUnPolicier> I suggest you not test my patience with practical jokes and clowning around.
<PasUnPolicier> I will return your notice shortly.
evilopportunityemployer: (Shit-eating grin)

<BlackHat> tw: cannibalism?? and vore, maybe??

[personal profile] evilopportunityemployer 2020-06-07 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
On the contrary, I've always found this particular breed of cattle to produce a fine veal, regardless of age.

He wouldn't have put up a struggle at all. I wouldn't even have had to kill him before I started.
evilopportunityemployer: (Smug)

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[personal profile] evilopportunityemployer 2020-06-07 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Particularly when I tear them from their mothers.

But I digress - sand seasoning doesn't appeal to me. Instead, I let him be to die out there, on strange shores.


[There's a pause.]

Jean Valjean, that was his name.
evilopportunityemployer: (Absolutely diabolical)

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[personal profile] evilopportunityemployer 2020-06-07 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
How rude of you, when I'm simply delivering news to you. Whether it's good or not, that is up to you. No need for such language.
evilopportunityemployer: (Sleazy salesman)

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[personal profile] evilopportunityemployer 2020-06-07 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
So he lives yet. I shall keep that in mind.