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Café Guro Business Info
Feb. 12th, 2010 12:42 pmCafé Guro is a café and eatery located in East Bavan that is marketed to monster-kind! They advertise their monster-specific menu items as 'Made with GENUINE human!' Menus offer both drinks and meals, cooked or raw, specific to individual monster needs. There is also a 'human' normal menu, for those that like to partake in their feasting alongside men. Examples of things you would find on the menu are bloody marys made with an actual Mary (or so they say) and café au sang (coffee with blood).
The establishment claims that their offerings are made with genuine, ethically-sourced humans, and they strive to provide an alternative to hunting and killing innocents. If pressed, the employees are trained to respond that they obtain their goods from organ donors (the medical waste unable to be used in the hospitals) and execution victims. Naturally, Café Guro has stirred up quite the uproar in the neighborhood, with the local humans divided between applauding the genius of the place and considering it an abomination. It is commonplace to find anti-monster activists picketing the place, and there is often a security detail hired to keep its patrons protected.
There is a catch: Made with genuine, ethically-sourced human does not mean all of the menu items are 100% human, nor do the dishes that actually contain it have a significant amount. None of the food offered at Café Guro is enough to sate a monster's appetite. This is because the entire premise is a hoax and the café serves mostly raw pig and pig's blood spiced and flavored to resemble human meat.
Occasionally they will obtain an actual human body to use (ethically and consensually, for some weird freaks that dream of giving up their bodies to the local monsters after death), but the parts would be stretched so far between all the dishes that it would do nothing but whet a monster's appetite for more.
Enjoy that stale nearly-human taste, monsters.
The establishment claims that their offerings are made with genuine, ethically-sourced humans, and they strive to provide an alternative to hunting and killing innocents. If pressed, the employees are trained to respond that they obtain their goods from organ donors (the medical waste unable to be used in the hospitals) and execution victims. Naturally, Café Guro has stirred up quite the uproar in the neighborhood, with the local humans divided between applauding the genius of the place and considering it an abomination. It is commonplace to find anti-monster activists picketing the place, and there is often a security detail hired to keep its patrons protected.
There is a catch: Made with genuine, ethically-sourced human does not mean all of the menu items are 100% human, nor do the dishes that actually contain it have a significant amount. None of the food offered at Café Guro is enough to sate a monster's appetite. This is because the entire premise is a hoax and the café serves mostly raw pig and pig's blood spiced and flavored to resemble human meat.
Occasionally they will obtain an actual human body to use (ethically and consensually, for some weird freaks that dream of giving up their bodies to the local monsters after death), but the parts would be stretched so far between all the dishes that it would do nothing but whet a monster's appetite for more.
Enjoy that stale nearly-human taste, monsters.
